Everyone knows the airport is a swirling vortex of crap. It’s filled to the top with trash that is bad for the pocketbook, body, planet, and for our hive intelligence. Expensive plastic processed garbage of all kinds. Things you don’t need but want because you feel trapped. Fear of death induced abandon. Social crowding feeds panicked consumption. Every time you consume it you send a signal reinforcing its existence. This river of garbage carries into the airplane and include